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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Name something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?
Steve Harvey is about to pee his pants on the set of Family Feud when a pastors wife, inadvertently, admits on TV that she puts sperm in her mouth. She didn't verify who the sperm belonged too, but Steve Harvey went into conniptions.
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Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.
If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]
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Just trolling along the net and OMG What the Sh*t is this?
I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]
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Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?
His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]
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Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
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Whiskey Water Bar Trick – this may or may not get you laid.
Some clever dudes figured out what density is and how to apply the science of density to whiskey and water. They then took it to another level and made a bar trick video in which water and whiskey are poured into their own shot glass, then the water and whiskey switch places. You can’t use [...]
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Philly Flood pictures from Hurricane Irene
Philly doesn’t usually partake in flood parties, but Hurricane Irene swept in some extra rain water that made rivers and creeks crest at a well above flood level. Delaware River, Schuylkill River, and a lot of the larger creeks, such as Neshaminy creek, which is about half the size of a river, decided to flood [...]
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Real Life Samurai shot in the Balls and everyone Giggles
Funny video of a weirdo Asian guy posing as a real life samurai with a sword and funny outfit. He is confronted by police and he doesn’t give in. Police shoot him in the pecker a few times with non lethal pellets, but the samurai doesn’t give in yet! Then the police bring in the [...]
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Drunk Russians fight at the Oceanarium
Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]
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Hot Katy Perry Pictures
She can put all the aluminum cans from her chest in my recycling bucket, and I would still take them to Maine to cash them in! Katy Perry has that somewhat seductive look to her when she puts on the bright pink lipstick. You don’t really see that too often at the mall or Rita’s [...]
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Monta Ellis douchebag tree tattoo
Will the real Mother Nature please stand up? I always wanted a baby tattooed near my nipple. I always wanted a tree with a belly button. I always wanted a tree with no leaves, because fall is my favorite season and I am a jolly hippy. The baby cries about the tattoo…not because baby is [...]
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Petite hot girl destroyed by bodybuilder
Dear Future Ex Wife, I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big. You may have thought that a human this large [...]
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The Real World – Migrant Worker Edition
The most one sided conversation an illegal immigrant hiring fraud can have with his imaginary friend, the conscience… Have you met Ted, Hank, Roger, Matt, Sally, Ralph, Nicholas, Martin, Hanson, or Christopher yet? Who? That guy digging the whole over there? Oh. That’s Jose. We pay him $4 a month and he does all the [...]
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Big shark eat little shark
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stupid protesting bikers ran over by car
Bowling with protestors! This cracks me up so bad. Look at all these idiots crowding the street on ten speeds like anyone gives a f*ck. There’s cars that need to get by, and incase you haven’t noticed, the cars are ten times your size. What’s that mean? It means move to the f*cking sidewalk you [...]
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Duct Tape Baby
Looks worse than being trapped in a military prison. If he doesn’t talk soon, they’ll resort to waterboarding. He’s either gonna spill the beans, or spill the guts. Osama Bin Laden captured the USA’s most secret weapon, a baby with a diaper full of DYN-O-MITE! His Mom really wants her child support payment. Maybe Abu [...]
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Justin Bieber hit by Water Bottle
The thrower is my hero. Hey Justin, it’s a bottle of hair paste and cum. His hair is actually a helmet. Notice, it doesn’t move when attacked by bottles. Poor kid. Maybe one day someone will throw their dirty teen panties at him. Then again, it will probably be a Grandma.
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40 Ton Whale destroys yacht
A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime. I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to [...]
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