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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!
White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.
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Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.
Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
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I don’t want to turn black! Ok, you can be brown like Dad’s sweater!
It’s really hard for me to stop laughing at this little three year old girl acting like her souls been crushed because she is scared she will turn black. Then her Daddy, who made this funny video, tells her that she’ll be chocolate brown like the sweater, then tricks her into agreeing to be part [...]
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Chris Johnson holdout is over! Buy some new grills ya freak!
Chris Johnson signed a four year $53.5 million contract extension with the Tennessee Titans. I was angry with him for a while because I drafted him first in my Fantasy Football league, and if he held out for even a single game, I was going to insult him by trading him for Joe Webb of [...]
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I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.
Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]
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Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?
Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]
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Homeless guitarist meets a tourist
What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]
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Michelle Bachman sure knows a lot about Elvis!
Michelle Bachman just wished Elvis happy birthday, except, today is the day he died. Listen to the audience in the video as they groan like the political apocalypse is under way. The real Dooms Day will officially be during the 2012 Presidential Election if she’s elected, because I am pretty sure people will raid the [...]
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her kitchen has a lot of bass
I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. I [...]
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Lady goes nuts during Transformers
The only ray of light in this video is the big black guy with the white striped shirt. He’s the only person with any common sense in this video, because he’s the only one smart enough to stand up and be all like “ya’ll wanna watch the movie right” and basically tell the girls that [...]
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Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!
This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]
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…and Black Babies can Dance!
I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]
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Loser guidos in a tornado
Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]
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How many immigrants can you fit in a van?
28. The answer is 28 illegal immigrants in one flipped over white van. This accident video shows the van flipping over, then 28 illegal immigrants piling out of the van and running for…well…the border. I guess. Don’t really know where they’re going as we couldn’t contact them for interview.
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2 black girls fighting for a dumb reason
What up niggas! These two girls fight while people circle and videotape on their phones! If they can all say nigga a hundred times, then so can I, because what’s the difference between black people calling each other nigga and white people calling each other bro? There is none! Stop making everything racist! We’re past [...]
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Where Dick in the Mashed Potatoes comes from
This ol blacka blacka man has done been funnier then these old white ass men on this here ol Internets. His name is Mantan Moreland and he is awesome. He lived from September 3, 1902 to September 28, 1973. He sounds like the funniest guy ever, an originator of comedy before people even realized things [...]
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I’m dreaming of a blaaaack christmas!
It happens all the time. Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child. You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household. Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no [...]
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Cheerleader practice is awesome
Does this turn you on? Is it the orange shorts or the white shirt? What about the pony tail? No? Oh. I know, its the palm crammed against the cunt. What else would it be besides some perverted sick sense of pants rising boner material. You sick perverted bastard! They’re just practicing, THEY’RE NOT EVEN [...]
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