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Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Funny video that caused a Legit LOL In Real Life!! I love it!

Funny video that caused a Legit LOL In Real Life!! I love it!

Sometimes all it takes is something so simple and silly to make a person laugh out loud in real life. This funny video did it for me. Seriously, how many times are you actually laughing out loud when you type LOL to someone? Probably not ever. What’s worse is how we type something that’s not [...]

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNw676ao3E This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic [...]

How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows

How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows

This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]

Homeless guitarist meets a tourist

Homeless guitarist meets a tourist

What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]

So this happened on my double date last night…

So this happened on my double date last night…

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

How to be a Nerd and pick up Chicks

How to be a Nerd and pick up Chicks

Richard Wiseman shows us the way with his Top 10 party tricks video on Youtube. Half of these tricks I already know how to do, but the video is a good refresher incase you need to brush up on your college party tricks. These magic tricks are so easy, even a jock caveman could do [...]

Awkward “I need lessons” webcam dance video of the week.

Awkward “I need lessons” webcam dance video of the week.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDtu9AuDGI I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at [...]

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