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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer
If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]
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Jersey Shore + Scary Snowman Prank = Epic Fail!
If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]
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The Creepy Rubber Man Walking Video
This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that [...]
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Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
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2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!
I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]
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Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!
First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]
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What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut
This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]
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Woman injects herself with horseblood
She claims this is art. I claim this is stupid. Her video is boring and the audience has that “why am I wasting my time sitting here watching this garbage” look on their miserable faces. I like the YouTube comment where the guy says something like “I knew I hated this woman before I even [...]
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Lady goes nuts during Transformers
The only ray of light in this video is the big black guy with the white striped shirt. He’s the only person with any common sense in this video, because he’s the only one smart enough to stand up and be all like “ya’ll wanna watch the movie right” and basically tell the girls that [...]
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Million dollar fender bender? Of course it was a woman!
Don’t act surprised to hear that a ditzy blond woman drove a Bentley into a Ferrari, Aston Martin, Porsche, and a Mercedes. Obviously she had to do her makeup – look at all the people here, she can’t possibly go without eye liner for five minutes. Are you crazy? NO EYELINER FOR FIVE MINUTES IS [...]
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World of Warcraft Tech Support
Dear World of Warcraft users, Is this what you look like? If you play WOW, can you please post a picture of yourself? Can you post your account name so that all my WOW followers can join you in the quest for growing the largest Dorito and AMP belly? Do you know what a naked [...]
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Petite hot girl destroyed by bodybuilder
Dear Future Ex Wife, I am sorry that my muscles are so big that my four incher cannot penetrate you. My thigh muscles can split watermelons. My biceps tear notebooks. My pecs peck. I can’t even see my feet because my chest muscles are so big. You may have thought that a human this large [...]
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Amtrak removes girl because she’s…
I bet you thought she she was removed for being fat or black! YOU RACIST!! Lakeysha Beard sat in the quiet car of an Amtrak train and thought it was ok to talk on her cell phone for 16 hours about nothing. Passengers expressed their disgust and by asking her to be quiet in the [...]
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Who’s that girl in the middle?
Not sure if I ever met her. Who is the girl in yellow? I bet she works out twice a week. Legs like a horse! That back arches like a woman, someone call the gay police!
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Drunk Woman + Train Tracks = LUCKY!
Lady you are so lucky right now. You have an angel watching you, that’s for sure!
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WNBA sucks
You ever see a crazy black bitch fight? You don’t want to. They start ripping out weaves, hula hoop earings, cussing like yo momma ain’t done raised you right, and swingin them hips like they’re about to cause a tsunami. Now do you know why womens basketball coach Rick Mahorn stepped into a black girl [...]
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