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Funny picture of a bad penis tattoo

penis tattoo

PENIS PENIS PENISSSSS! We get it. You love your kid. But maybe your reject tattoo artist could’ve suggested that you add a wrist and some more details so that the jaded minds of the web don’t automatically think it’s a midget hand wrecking a woody. I thought it was a daily reminder to masturbate. Clearly [...]

Did you feel awkward laughing?

so wrong

Hard not to laugh. Especially when you’re reading it in front of friends. If you don’t laugh, then you become the oversensitive dork who will not ever see a naked woman again. Have you met my friend World of Warcraft?

Buy me a Cup of Coffee?

THANKS FOR HELPING CRANKERS!!! This site costs money to run, and earning 22cents per day with those dinky little ads isn’t cutting it, so I pulled most of the worthless advertising off the page. If someone ever wants to advertise, I’d be glad to talk, but for now, all I can do is take donations. [...]

F*ck Trayvon Martin and F*ck his Mom too!

F*ck Trayvon Martin and F*ck his Mom too!

Actually…The MEDIA IS A DOUCHE! The conglomerate media is doing the world an injustice by posting old pictures of Trayvon and the half white guy who shot him.  It’s completely stupid. Show us pictures of the two from a week ago. Let’s see what their background is like NOW, not 7 years ago. And calling [...]

Barefoot walrus spotting at Walmart

big girl at walmart

Y U NO HAVE SHOES? This just in…a walrus was caught at Walmart disguised as a piggish pasty barefoot white woman with an exposed beer gut. The culprit was attempting to buy human clothes and baby formula. Customers suspected the imposter because usually white women wear shoes in Walmart, and the walrus costume didn’t include [...]

Angry Ex Boyfriend video

destroy cheating girlfriends car

Y U MAD BRO? Angry ex boyfriend destroys his ex girlfriends car because he caught her cheating. I guess this is an even exchange, until she shows this video to the judge. What do you do when you find out your significant other is a cheater? Tell me in the comments below.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

million dollars

15 bucks little man, put that sh*t in my hand! I don’t pay the bills, the bills pay me! This is my grandma’s collection of dollar bills. She earned them as a stripper last year. She’s young, only about 60. About to retire as her upper body strength and weak bowel control have caused a [...]

Massive bull sculpture

bull sculpture

LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT THIS WEEK Can’t imagine any wife would be happy when she finds out her house has been gutted and emptied so someone could fit a massive sculpture of a bull with a giant rock hard cloud of dirt pointing out of its rear end. Although it’s probably in some stupid museum [...]

How white people ride bikes

white people ride bikes

EPIC FAIL You might laugh repeatedly at how hard her face smacks the concrete. I don’t like seeing anyone get hurt, but at the same time, I’m in pain from laughing so hard. I guess next time you white people ride your bikes, you won’t listen to Hanson’s Hmmm Bopp and shake your head like [...]

How black people ride bikes

bench press wheelie

LIKE A BOSS! The bench press wheelie video is the best thing I watched all week. He lifts mad crazy pounds while popping wheelies with the balance of the Black Swan doing her best ballet dance. And he turns into a transformer at the end. I don’t think anyone is gonna beat this. Not a [...]

Something is not right…

twilight

PARKING FOR TEAM EDWARD ONLY This makes me want to listen to Alanis Morissette and stab myself in the toes with a polar bear tooth because the first thing I thought of was that homo-erotic movie only 12 year old girls enjoy. No, not Twilight. I’m talking about Spice World. C’mon now, how dare you [...]

3 girls sitting on bouncy balls

when you see it

WHEN YOU SEE IT Does this surprise anyone? I bet this is right in Lousiana, home of southern cooking, rebel flags, and fat bottomed women. If you’re overweight, aren’t you supposed to stay away from red clothes so you don’t mimic Kool Aid?

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