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If women’s volleyball doesn’t have nice butts, then I want a riot!
Womens volleyball game interrupted by hooligans who start a miniature riot. the hooligans make this terrible game easier to watch. thank you hooligans!
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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Someone call Randy from South Park, this Cracka is Crazy Yo!
most embarrassing episode of wheel of fortune and the word clam n1gger! I can't believe this fool guessed the letter N.
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Give me a ticket, I give you a chainsaw.
I'll take the parking ticket, and raise you a chainsaw. While you're at it, put in a new parking meter, because I just sawed yours down.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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Name something you put in your mouth and don’t swallow?
Steve Harvey is about to pee his pants on the set of Family Feud when a pastors wife, inadvertently, admits on TV that she puts sperm in her mouth. She didn't verify who the sperm belonged too, but Steve Harvey went into conniptions.
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Boy reacts to the Empire Strikes Back
Quiet little buddy has quite the reaction to Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. I wonder what his reaction will be when he finds out Santa Claus is real too! I bet you're reacting funny right now from reading that and finding out your parents lied about a lie when you were 12! He's real. I've met him in
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Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video
Tell me he's wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they're in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don't pay their bills on time. Pulling the race
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Human Centipede 2 Trailer
F this. It’s a bad movie about a bad movie. Here’s a great idea – take the The first Human Centipede movie, which was terrible, and make a movie about it. Then make the main character an old naked Hobbit and you’ve got yourself another banned movie in the UK that will only appeal to [...]
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Dave Chappelle’s Samuel L Jackson Beer Parody
Seriously Dave Chappelle – stop hiding and get your black ass back on stage. You’re not funny when you’re hiding from the world. Stop being an irrelevant nobody and revive your career in only the way that you can. Can anyone name a comedian who is as funny now as Dave Chappelle used to be? [...]
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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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Moneyball Trailer
Hey Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill – nice timing releasing a baseball movie just in time for the MLB Playoffs. Brad Pitt said the best line ever about baseball “I don’t watch the games.” Me either. When there’s 162 games, then I could care less. If I miss a game, it doesn’t even matter. It’s [...]
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The Dark Knight Rises Trailer
If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]
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The Thing Trailer
Hey guys, look over here, I found…THE THING! OH MY GOD (enter Chris Farley’s voice). The Thing trailer looks great if you’re seeking a crawling under your skin type of freaky movie. I know when I enter the theater to watch this movie, that someone in the audience will probably act like a fool and [...]
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