F this. It’s a bad movie about a bad movie. Here’s a great idea – take the The first Human Centipede movie, which was terrible, and make a movie about it. Then make the main character an old naked Hobbit and you’ve got yourself another banned movie in the UK that will only appeal to [...]

If you devote yourself to making this movie faster, then I don’t have to wait until summer of 2012 to see it in Imax. If you stop dressing Anne Hatheway up in a halloween costume, then we won’t complain that she looks stupid and that having a woman accomplice is a bad idea. I loved [...]

If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Talk about a gross bug eating video! This clip from Man vs Wild takes the tasty cake when he eats a fat larva. No lie, this video is seriously gross, so if you’re planning on eating a Boston Cream Pie while watching the giant larva video, then be my guest. Maybe you should record a [...]

Dear Sam, You’re the coolest artist of 2012. You’re more cool then the guys who do 3d street art. And definitely cooler then the people who paint on girls, which is just a fake excuse to call yourself an artist and touch a girl because in real life, girls don’t like you. Behold, the power [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Dear World of Warcraft users, Is this what you look like? If you play WOW, can you please post a picture of yourself? Can you post your account name so that all my WOW followers can join you in the quest for growing the largest Dorito and AMP belly? Do you know what a naked [...]

Dear Lebron James, You’re not a king. Know how I know that? Because you don’t come from royalty, don’t wear a crown, and you give up on your team in the playoffs which is partly the reason you are six rings behind Michael Jordan, five behind Kobe Bryant, and are nothing but a marketable item [...]

Cry. Me. A. F*cking. River. There once was a time where players could intimidate each other and talk a little bit of trash and it was all in good athletic and competitive entertainment. So this jerkbait Dallas Braden one day says to Alex Rodriguez “Get off my Mound” and the A’s make a tshirt of [...]

You stupid, stupid man. “Call 911″ haha. No thanks, but you can call yourself a dumbass, get up, and walk away from the deer. I think the man secretly wants to f*ck the deer, but that’s just me.

There’s a person that these pants belong to. It’s not the size of the pants that shocks me, but rather the story behind them. Someone posted on LiveJournal years ago about a really big girl who would sh*t herself, her bed, and literally sh*t the whole house up when she wasn’t busy pissing in Pepsi [...]