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Penn State, Joe Paterno, Jerry Sandusky, and Mike Mcqueary scandal.
Jerry Sandusky rapes boys at Penn State, Joe Paterno Fired, Mike Mcqueary watches it and calls his dad, probably to ask if he can borrow the family tape recorder.
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Female State Trooper should be ashamed of herself
Fat ugly female State Trooper arrests a police officer in Miami.
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How people really vote on Election Day.
voting priorities for americans on election day 2011
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Someone call Randy from South Park, this Cracka is Crazy Yo!
most embarrassing episode of wheel of fortune and the word clam n1gger! I can't believe this fool guessed the letter N.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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The Rum Diary – worth seeing it or no?
Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!
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Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!
Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]
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How to quit your job like a boss
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and
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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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Kim Kardashian and her big fat butt
Why does anyone like Kim Kardashian? She has no skills, talents, brain, or healthy diet. She looks like a pig, her sister resembles a man, and her other sister is probably just annoyed by now but keeps her mouth shut to collect her checks. There is absolutely nothing appealing about Kim Kardashian or her fat [...]
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Human Centipede 2 Trailer
F this. It’s a bad movie about a bad movie. Here’s a great idea – take the The first Human Centipede movie, which was terrible, and make a movie about it. Then make the main character an old naked Hobbit and you’ve got yourself another banned movie in the UK that will only appeal to [...]
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The Worst New York Attackist Ever
Some dummy in Brooklyn’s Park Slope area tried r4ping a screaming girl late at night, in front of someone’s home, and experienced an EPIC FAIL. First of all, she looks fat. So who wants to sleep with her anyway? No one but the loser failed r4pist of course. Second, she’s clearly screaming and you do [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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Moneyball Trailer
Hey Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill – nice timing releasing a baseball movie just in time for the MLB Playoffs. Brad Pitt said the best line ever about baseball “I don’t watch the games.” Me either. When there’s 162 games, then I could care less. If I miss a game, it doesn’t even matter. It’s [...]
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Marty Lempkin Commercials make ugly people smarter!
Thank you Discovery Channel for helping me discover the cure to my ugly, slow, outbreak ridiculed, 30 less brain cells then average, dumb as a brick life. Now with Energy Blaster 3000, I can cure everything that’s wrong with me. In fact, I even cured homelessness on a bum down at the boulevard last night. [...]
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8 year olds in a cage? Oh wait, it’s just ultimate fighting. Duh.
Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]
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Girl I’m not your Puppet – a video to all the ladies out there!
I was just about to go to bed on my nicecozy pillows and feathery blanket, next to my girlfriend a cat who cries when the lights go out because I think it’s scared of the dark. Then I saw this funny puppet video titled “Puppet Break Up” and had to watch it three times. This [...]
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The American Dream explained in a 30 minute video.
When asked what was the greatest accomplishment in his life, Andrew Jackson replied “I KILLED THE BANK” and everyone cheered because the bank was a machine that wanted to take control of the financial world of the United States and everyone hates the banks! This cool animated video even talks about people using code names, [...]
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Puke while hang gliding – you’re either drunk or have a vagina.
Doesn’t look like he’s got a vagina, so I’m going to assume this guy is downright hammered. Men don’t admit to being afraid of heights, and he wouldn’t have went if he was afraid of heights anyway. He is probably drunk, hungover, or someone spiked his Kool Aid with syrup of ipecac. If that’s the [...]
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