Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]

What happens when 90 retired people, who account for 90 million wrinkles, 80 thousand soiled pants, and 10,000 cheek pinches per day, get their hands on a video camera and radio? They make a music video. This funny music video reminds me of my days at college where we’d make awful videos. However, the Clark [...]

How is this not the most awesome thing you’ve seen today? It’s 100% pure organic beard hair. No animals were harmed in the making of this epic beard. Wonder what they can do with ball hair.

I am so sick of hearing about Betty White. She’s annoying. She’s not funny. She’s gross. She’s old. She sucks. Fuck Betty White. Fuck her idea of making a pin up calendar to raise money for animals. If you want to raise money for animals, then use attractive girls; not a gray haired dinosaur who [...]

Most teen shows have girls who are hot. Saved by the Bell, 90210, OC, That’s So Raven, are some examples. And sometimes, there’s a girl who was raised by a millionaire who gets cast into shows because her Father is the main man behind the idea, even if she isn’t really that hot. I would [...]

Just kidding. It’s just a creepy ham cartoon in a foreign language. Looks French…but I could be wrong for once, which is more rare than you seeing a comet every time you jack off under the stars. Does anyone know what this says? Does anyone care? Will Peta be upset that I placed this image [...]