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Rachel Crow has to Go!
rachel crow is a weird looking chick from simon's x factor.
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And you thought America’s Economy was bad…
Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!
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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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And this is why we can’t have nice things
My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It's pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing
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Of course you were part of a shark attack video.
Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]
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Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.
Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]
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Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence. I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]
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Arena league football’s best fan yet
Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]
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Team Iluminate video is awesome
Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]
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Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!
This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]
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…and Black Babies can Dance!
I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]
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TreeMan and special guest face
You may have seen TreeMan on the Discovery channel. If not, take a look. His limbs resemble the roots and bark of a tree, hence the name TreeMan. I think he has experience in gardening. I can’t even explain the face of the second person, but I think they put in good face time with [...]
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Who said babies can’t be swingers?
Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]
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LiL Planksta
Plankers reaching an all new planker low – lil baby planker on the microwave!
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Casey Anthony innocent – GET OVER IT!
I can’t turn creep facebook for one second without someone updating their status about the verdict of the Casey Anthony trial. SHE’S INNOCENT! GET OVER IT! Maybe she is a meth loving trailer trash beer junky and possibly even a whore, but unless someone saw her murder the baby, then you can’t say she [...]
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Lion tries to eat baby at zoo
GO LION! GO LION! GO! GO LION! GO LION! GO! GO LION! GO LION! GO!
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Funny Google search results…
I’m not sure how I feel about a computer telling me that I smell like a baby prostitute. How in the world does a baby prostitute smell? What is it, baby powder and cheap cologne from the previous customer? Cheap booze and smokes? This is just raunchy! Damn you Google! I can handle smelling like [...]
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Monta Ellis douchebag tree tattoo
Will the real Mother Nature please stand up? I always wanted a baby tattooed near my nipple. I always wanted a tree with a belly button. I always wanted a tree with no leaves, because fall is my favorite season and I am a jolly hippy. The baby cries about the tattoo…not because baby is [...]
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Someone has no life
What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]
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Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!
There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating than [...]
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