Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?

Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie - I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And....a 1, a 2, and

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]

Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]

It happens all the time. Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child. You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household. Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no [...]

This was in the news. Real news. But is it real? Who knows, but it definitely must have been an awkward birth for the husband who may have thought his wife was breeding with a white man! The sister looks mad and the brother looks happy. This is like a double chocolate super size oreo [...]

They’re better than anyone from American Bandstand, Soul Train, and So You Think You Can Dance put together. Don’t believe me, then you try and beat them and see how fast you get whacked with a vuvuzela.