Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cocknballs resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]

Stay classy New Orleans. Only thing bigger than Optimus Prime has a tattoo of him. Even Megatron got scared. Bra so big you can fit “Transformers” on each boob. The artist sucks and she’s fat. If she’s pregnant, I hope they kill his All Spark. Black Barney tatas in the back left. Who gave this [...]