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excuse me sir, your phone is vibrating

excuse me sir, your phone is vibrating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Qz7ksl63Y&NR=1 This is what happens when your friends call too much and you don’t answer on the first ring. I wonder if Fergie and friends tried collecting royalties on this video? If you were Fergie, would you try to collect royalties on this (when you’re not peeing your pants of course)? Do you think playing [...]

her kitchen has a lot of bass

her kitchen has a lot of bass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJc2Ser6Vo I never really got into cars, speakers, or custom auto/audio things. I was always happy with my white Sony Walkman and NWA’s 100 Miles and Runnin’ tape. But there’s a whole underground world dedicated to making speakers rattle with bass so deep that it shakes the hair on your body. Do take me literally. [...]

Extreme helicopter fishing

Extreme helicopter fishing

Forget your fishing boots and boats. Forget your rod. Forget your hooks and your cooler of beer and the one friend who came to your fishing trip because your other friend canceled at the last second. Forget that all and go buy a helicopter, because today we’re going extreme helicopter fishing. Watch this man grab [...]

Michelle Bachman long throats a corndog

Michelle Bachman long throats a corndog

Michelle Bachman at the Iowa corn dog eating contest. She will win on account of her risque picture making people remember that the state of Iowa still exists, because, for a while there, we all forgot about Iowa. I don’t even know what’s in Iowa, or why it’s still a state. Can’t we close Iowa [...]

Internet memes have a new troll artist

Internet memes have a new troll artist

Dear Sam, You’re the coolest artist of 2012. You’re more cool then the guys who do 3d street art. And definitely cooler then the people who paint on girls, which is just a fake excuse to call yourself an artist and touch a girl because in real life, girls don’t like you. Behold, the power [...]

More Casey Anthony photoshopped pics

More Casey Anthony photoshopped pics

Gotta love the fans out there who appreciate a good funny Photoshoppped picture of Casey Anthony! What in the world is Casey Anthony up to these days? I haven’t kept up with the news as much, so maybe someone can enlighten me on the world of Casey Anthony. I did hear she was in Ohio [...]

Woman injects herself with horseblood

Woman injects herself with horseblood

She claims this is art. I claim this is stupid. Her video is boring and the audience has that “why am I wasting my time sitting here watching this garbage” look on their miserable faces. I like the YouTube comment where the guy says something like “I knew I hated this woman before I even [...]

Keenan Cahill and LiL Jon video

Keenan Cahill and LiL Jon video

Keenan Cahill does a music video with LiL Jon and every second of it is awesome. No lie, this is one of the coolest kids on the planet right now. You should see the lineup his YouTube channel has. It’s got everyone from 50 Cent to Katy Perry, then Pauly D, David Guetta, and more. [...]

Arena league football’s best fan yet

Arena league football’s best fan yet

Give this guy an award for being the coolest fan to ever interfere with a game by trying to make a tackle. The football player catches a kick and is about to return it from out of the end zone, when a fan grabs him by the face mask and manhandles him. Then players from [...]

Team Iluminate video is awesome

Team Iluminate video is awesome

Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]

London Riots Video

London Riots Video

Sh*t just got real in Tottenham, London. Buildings burning down, citizens throwing things at police, people getting arrested, people breaking store front windows, police and citizens both getting injured. It’s mass chaos over there! London needs to let the army loose and put the city back in control, show the hooligans where their place is, [...]

Lady Gaga fails video

Lady Gaga fails video

She’s awesome in every way, except the part where she has a wenus. Not sure I want to know about Lady Gaga’s wenus, but she apparently puts on a good show and has less balance then I do. I can barely walk without falling due to a lack of balance, but she can’t do a [...]