Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]

Getting revenge on seagulls for pooping on you, stealing your food, or simply for existing as dumb birds is easy. You need to have mad troll skills, a bag of Cheetos, and a vehicle to sit in – even if it’s not your own. Follow these steps and you will easily anger seagulls. And this [...]

Poor SpongeBob SquarePants got into a fight with two girls and got himself arrested. Patrick was nowhere to be found. SpongeBob fought one girl who looked like a tranny in tiger pants, and another girl who must be the ugliest girl at USC or just a dumb nitwit who buys shirts to colleges she couldn’t [...]

Part two of what I hope is the next biggest trend since planking. Here’s how it goes. Set up a video camera, then put a cardboard box in front of the video camera. Then jiggle a keychain like you’re about to play with the red laser. Next, you make the cat go near the shoe [...]

This wikileaks war video is crazy. USA helicopter lays down ground cover for troops on foot. The helicopter takes out insurgents armed with AK-47′s and an RPG. The text on the video states that a few children were injured, which I am not happy to hear about, but why are the so-called insurgents bringing their [...]

It happens all the time. Your wife is pregnant and about to birth a child. You bring the whole family to see her bring the new family member into the household. Then she sh*ts on you, no pun intended, and the kid comes out looking like it’s been at a tanning salon with absolutely no [...]

He made $400.05 bucks last night. Guess what he did? Uh. Nope. Not acting! Not weight lifting. Not being on sound boards. You’ll have to read the picture, then close your eyes and visualize it!

Looks worse than being trapped in a military prison. If he doesn’t talk soon, they’ll resort to waterboarding. He’s either gonna spill the beans, or spill the guts. Osama Bin Laden captured the USA’s most secret weapon, a baby with a diaper full of DYN-O-MITE! His Mom really wants her child support payment. Maybe Abu [...]

In 1978, 900 selfish a$$holes people from Jim Jone’s People’s Temple drank cyanide laced grape punch and killed themselves. In 2011, a Hacienda in South Bend, IND, posted a billboard joking about the incident and 900 more a$$holes locals cried about it. Apparently 900 dumb a$$holes people killed themselves, because not a single brainwashed a$$hole [...]

His Dad stole buckets of Heineken during Katrina. Red Lobster employee of the month. Fill it to the brim, slacker. Fuck you too, kid! There’s two people walking in unison on the left. Fish and cardboard = lunch and break dancing. The brother of the amazing Nigerian kids new dance. Forrest Whitaker as a kid. [...]

Believers 1 – Atheists 0. I can see this battle enraging someone to the point they light themselves on fire during happy hour, or stand in front of a moving tank, or skin a baby seal to make soap for Scientologists, which doesn’t even make sense, but who cares? Political and religious vandalism are some [...]

He sucks at skateboarding. Sucks at being mad. Sucks at everything. He is a complete douchebag.