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Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!

Vatican says what we already knew – WHITE PEOPLE CHURCH IS BORING!

White people church is more boring then watching Rosie Odonnell pick boogers from her belly button.

21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.

21 Jump Street – from cool show to funny movie.

Redband trailer for 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum.

And you thought America’s Economy was bad…

And you thought America’s Economy was bad…

Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!

Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!

Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She’s older now, and pretty hot. I’d hit it. Oops. Too soon?

Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!

Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!

Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]

And this is why we can’t have nice things

And this is why we can’t have nice things

My little buddy the Happy Hippo decides that drinking coffee and eating laxatives on Family Day at the zoo is a great idea as he explodes his butt all over the place. It’s pretty nasty, so make sure you eat a nice meal and drink chocolate milk as you watch this cute animal video from the zoo. And stop writing run on sentences.

Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.

Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.

Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I’m sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad – it’s just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I’ve seen all month, and that’s a full 20 days up to this point. 20 days of dumb girl wrapped up into one short funny clip video.

Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video

Rant Worth Listening to – Orginal Video

Tell me he’s wrong! I dare you! He makes all the best points you could ever think of about the United States bank system and how they’re in a trillion dollar debt, and how Obama is acting like a stereotypical black person in the sense that the stereotype suggest black folks don’t pay their bills on time. Pulling the race card always causes controversy and tirades of rash comments (which I love…comments that is), and you always have to wonder – what would people complain about if we were all the same color? Either way, watch his political rant video, because I personally think it’s one of the best rants I’ve watched all year.

Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.

Guidos – way more ugly and annoying then pigeons.

Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots. Except, the guidos are worse [...]

Dave Chappelle’s Samuel L Jackson Beer Parody

Dave Chappelle’s Samuel L Jackson Beer Parody

Seriously Dave Chappelle – stop hiding and get your black ass back on stage. You’re not funny when you’re hiding from the world. Stop being an irrelevant nobody and revive your career in only the way that you can. Can anyone name a comedian who is as funny now as Dave Chappelle used to be? [...]

Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues

Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues

Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]

Abduction Trailer

Abduction Trailer

Dear world, can you please abduct Taylor Lautner and replace him with a better actor? No one fears this dork. He’s a weasel, and I can’t take this movie serious with him as the lead role. Oh by the way, have you heard of Matt Damon and the Bourne movies? No, you may not have, [...]