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Down South’s Amazing 4 year old preacher? Hmmmm. Methinks WTF.

Down South’s Amazing 4 year old preacher? Hmmmm. Methinks WTF.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV99QgZ4a-k Forget the Exorcist, Emily Rose, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Michael Myers, and all those other scary monsters of the world. This little 4 year old preacher is the most frightening thing I have ever seen. He is frightening because he is so darn good at preaching. He’s so awesome that it’s scary to think about [...]

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!

Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!

It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, [...]

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?

Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?

Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]

Worst and most gay cover of TLC’s Red Light Special

Worst and most gay cover of TLC’s Red Light Special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysLNApDNajw What happens when you wake up one day and realize that you don’t like hot girls? You turn into a homosexual and open a Youtube account in which you violate it everyday by posting the absolute worst cover songs on the Internet. I couldn’t watch more then 11 seconds of this before I actually [...]

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