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Hi. That’s a dirtbike and you should move.
Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I'm sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad - it's just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I've seen all month, and that's a full 20 days up to this
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OMG Cat vs WTF Kitty – who wins? You decide!
The epic cute cat video showdown featuring OMG Cat and WTF Kitty. Let’s begin… This is what happens when your cute cat is under sedatives and attached to invisible strings. You can pull your cats jaw down like a bad magic trick, and hope your cat doesn’t get hurt. Or, this cat really wants to [...]
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Percy Foster, dwarf sex king, found dead in badger den.
If you don’t know who Percy Foster is, then maybe you should scroll down and view the badger badger badger picture I made. Percy Foster is the dwarf lookalike of Chef Gordon Ramsay. Not only is Percy a Dwarf, but he’s a porn star. Hmmm. A porn star dwarf who looks like Chef Gordon Ramsey, [...]
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Russian Woman go Pee Pee, and Cute Polar Bear attacks!
Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]
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I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.
Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]
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Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!
It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, [...]
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Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.
Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]
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I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.
Hey guys, I’m really sorry I had to post this cute dog video, but I have to please the women sometimes. I know you’re all into the cool funny videos and things that don’t mention the word cute unless its “cute girls” but sometimes you have to give some to take some. And I want [...]
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Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?
Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]
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Yet another Frankenstein Cat thrillers like Michael Jackson
Part two of what I hope is the next biggest trend since planking. Here’s how it goes. Set up a video camera, then put a cardboard box in front of the video camera. Then jiggle a keychain like you’re about to play with the red laser. Next, you make the cat go near the shoe [...]
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Drunk Russians fight at the Oceanarium
Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]
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Katy Perry upskirt pic from Smurfs premier!!
Hi Katy Perry upskirt picture. You look cute today. However, I cannot allow myself to believe that the Smurfs movie will be worth watching. What are you doing there with all that wind under your booty? Did you hook up with Gargamel? You should have. I would have. Twice. ps – update – just heard [...]
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I love babies who love tatas
Don’t you love how cute babies can get away with anything. What would happen if I did this? Smacked in the face, possible restraining order, sexual harassment charges? That’s why the crankers offices have all women employees sign a different contract, one which they probably didn’t ever read because we put it all the way [...]
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Pet the kitty like a boss
This is how she rolls and also what happens when you don’t teach your fat Dorito eating child how to pet a cat. Obviously she’s supposed to grab it by the tail or legs, because you can’t accidentally choke a cat by the tail! Poor kitty is scurrred – look at that tail curl up! [...]
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Cute Cat falls asleep instantly
Oh hey kitty, would you like some fish for dinner? How about some milk for your lactose intolerant little kitty belly? Hello? Hello? Wake up kitty!
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F those damn sad animal commercials!
Hey Sarah Mclachlan! We’ve had enough of your pity commercials for sad cats and dogs. Your commercials make me weep so much that I have to buy three boxes of tissues because I cry for days. Now I don’t have a few bucks to donate, so I remade your video to help spread the word [...]
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See anything weird about this picture?
Welcome to the world of taking scenic pictures when you go on a trip to a new and exciting location. Welcome to the world of beautiful photography demonstrating your exquisite travels. Welcome to the world of shadows making your leg looking like you have a penis and your friends pointing it out in public on [...]
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crankers began in 2002 as an Everything Nothing site, also known as EN. crankers featured highly opinionated articles, random rants, funny pictures, crazy videos, celebrity oops, and a lot of entertainment. crankers is all about having fun, generating quality content, and capturing the mind of the audience. This site will post hot or cute girls, [...]
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Duct Tape Baby
Looks worse than being trapped in a military prison. If he doesn’t talk soon, they’ll resort to waterboarding. He’s either gonna spill the beans, or spill the guts. Osama Bin Laden captured the USA’s most secret weapon, a baby with a diaper full of DYN-O-MITE! His Mom really wants her child support payment. Maybe Abu [...]
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Rachel Ray and Khloe Kardashian = 2 Gross Meatballs
I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership. She is dumb as sh*t. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb sh*t she says. She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the [...]
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