Deer Park that’s good water. I don’t want to do this. Me either. Dad should stop feeding you. Yuck-it in a bucket. Why the f*ck are we in a bucket? This water is oil free. Puerto Rican hot tub. Skinniest hose I’ve ever seen; looks like a long straw. Watching turtles f*ck is sexier than [...]

You stupid, stupid man. “Call 911″ haha. No thanks, but you can call yourself a dumbass, get up, and walk away from the deer. I think the man secretly wants to f*ck the deer, but that’s just me.