Oh how we love to drink rum by the gallons, we shave our chest in the shower and play power hour, we drink rum by the gallons!

Ironically, this is shark safety video in the making, but it goes wrong when the beer bellied Hawaiian looking dude decides holding a beer can and a shark at the same time makes him look cool. No, you just look like a fat alcoholic. Put the beer down for a minute, make the shark attack [...]

Doesn’t look like he’s got a vagina, so I’m going to assume this guy is downright hammered. Men don’t admit to being afraid of heights, and he wouldn’t have went if he was afraid of heights anyway. He is probably drunk, hungover, or someone spiked his Kool Aid with syrup of ipecac. If that’s the [...]

Wait for it…Wait for it…BAM! Russian woman you just got knocked the f*ck out! This is like Kimbo Slice dropping a bomb on a dummy in a backyard brawl. Like Mike Tyson hammering a hay-maker in the first round. Like Ali being so fast, that he hits a light switch and is in bed before [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

I don’t even know where to start with this. Oh, I know. Why don’t you chose a song that didn’t come out in 2001? That’s right. I said it. Shakira’s “Laundry Service” album was released in 2001, making this girl almost 11 years behind in music. Right after you pick a song from at least [...]

Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]

  I can’t turn creep facebook for one second without someone updating their status about the verdict of the Casey Anthony trial. SHE’S INNOCENT! GET OVER IT! Maybe she is a meth loving trailer trash beer junky and possibly even a whore, but unless someone saw her murder the baby, then you can’t say she [...]

Hey mate, maybe you don’t chill up on the top of the toilet while you’re basking in poop fumes over the fact that your team lost the Stanley Cup to the Boston Bruins? Maybe you don’t bet your crazy drunk friend that he won’t run head first into the toilet door and knock you off [...]

Miranda wasn’t that good at playing Madden 2012. In fact, she was downright awful. But Miranda, my friends Mom, challenged us to a round, and if she won, we had to buy her a case of Budweiser. If we won, she bought us beer for the strip club that’s BYOB and she dropped us off. [...]

[nggallery id=4] Ever have a night where you don’t feel drunk, then the next thing you know, you’re waking up covered in marker, tampons in your ass, and wearing your mom’s underwear? Yeah, me either. I’m usually the one drawing on people like you. Thanks.

Lady you are so lucky right now. You have an angel watching you, that’s for sure!

What happens when you’re a 17 year old who wants to be on TV? You trespass onto the field of a professional baseball game to complete your goal, but make national headlines when you get tased, and everyone loves the fact that you’re wriggling in the grass getting electrocuted, and you’re more famous than Steve [...]