
Dear Job, I no longer like you. You treat me like a battered wife. I am not some girl in a Lifetime movie – I WILL ACTUALLY LEAVE YOU! So here I am, with my own terrible marching band, to inform you that I quit my job as soon as the drum roll kicks in. And….a 1, a 2, and a 3 – drum roll please!

Sometimes you just have to stand there and take it like a girl. A big, dumb, idiot, brainless, girl. I’m sorry, did that offend the smart girls out there? My bad – it’s just that the girl in the dirt bike video is probably the biggest moron I’ve seen all month, and that’s a full 20 days up to this point. 20 days of dumb girl wrapped up into one short funny clip video.