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Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Funny video that caused a Legit LOL In Real Life!! I love it!

Funny video that caused a Legit LOL In Real Life!! I love it!

Sometimes all it takes is something so simple and silly to make a person laugh out loud in real life. This funny video did it for me. Seriously, how many times are you actually laughing out loud when you type LOL to someone? Probably not ever. What’s worse is how we type something that’s not [...]

Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?

Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?

Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]

Looks like you’re making a mess, but it comes out awesome

Looks like you’re making a mess, but it comes out awesome

It starts off by you thinking he’s making a complete mess and has nothing planned, but it turns out that the spray paint artist is quite organized. He’s about to paint an epic space scene with nothing but a few simple props and a few cans of various colored spray paint. His spray paint space [...]

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNw676ao3E This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic [...]

Real Life Samurai shot in the Balls and everyone Giggles

Real Life Samurai shot in the Balls and everyone Giggles

Funny video of a weirdo Asian guy posing as a real life samurai with a sword and funny outfit. He is confronted by police and he doesn’t give in. Police shoot him in the pecker a few times with non lethal pellets, but the samurai doesn’t give in yet! Then the police bring in the [...]

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