rachel crow is a weird looking chick from simon's x factor.

Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?

Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s. I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim [...]

If you want to get punched in the face, then dress up as a snowman, hang out on the WildWood Boardwalk, and wait for some heavy metal Dad to bring his suckerfaced kid up to your snowman costume, then scare them, then brace your face for the impact of a roundhouse punch. First – what [...]

I thought I’ve seen it all. I don’t know what to call this. I am offended that she has more views then my entire YouTube channel. Come to think of it, LemonParty gets me turned on in comparison to this, and I don’t even like dudes that much. So you can kinda guess how bad [...]

His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]

I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game.  Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

Since when does a drunk Russian fight involve a dolphin? Since right now. The drunk fight at the Russian aquarium has a cute girl, a dolphin, a drunk guy, inefficient security guards, a multi-person brawl, and a 12 year old girl fetching a shoe from the water. I want to know where the dolphin goes [...]

Rex Jones, the team trainer with the creepy mustache, is seen walking Bud Norris to the locker room. What you see looks like Rex Jones trying to get an umpires phone number by complementing him on his moobs, then Bud Norris gets bored and decides to pick his nose and stare at it while those [...]

This is how she rolls and also what happens when you don’t teach your fat Dorito eating child how to pet a cat. Obviously she’s supposed to grab it by the tail or legs, because you can’t accidentally choke a cat by the tail! Poor kitty is scurrred – look at that tail curl up! [...]

A 40 ton whale jumped into a small yacht in the waters off South Africa. It didn’t sink the boat, but it sure ripped the sail down and sped off. The whale fled from the scene of the crime. I think this was a setup because the camera guy just happened to be ready to [...]

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I don’t get it! OMG this one is so easy! I thought corn was yellow? I keep going around in circles! Guys I’m lost :( First one to go into the woods and stay there wins. There’s a dick behind the sign, go suck it. If it gets too hot, will the corn pop? Hi. [...]

Two things about this chat roulette screen capture. 1. The dude rules. He’s creepy, but he rules. 2. These girls are more dumb than he is creepy. You want ice cream? What indicates that he will even consider giving you ice cream? No tatas. No ice cream. Deal is a deal. So don’t ask this [...]

Most teen shows have girls who are hot. Saved by the Bell, 90210, OC, That’s So Raven, are some examples. And sometimes, there’s a girl who was raised by a millionaire who gets cast into shows because her Father is the main man behind the idea, even if she isn’t really that hot. I would [...]