Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]
Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]
