Guatemalan trash miners make more money picking then they do working. Ew! Gross!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]

This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic fail [...]

She claims this is art. I claim this is stupid. Her video is boring and the audience has that “why am I wasting my time sitting here watching this garbage” look on their miserable faces. I like the YouTube comment where the guy says something like “I knew I hated this woman before I even [...]

What bag of douche has the time or desire to teach a horse how to spin a hula hoop on their hind leg, while laying on their back, while exposing their big black cocknballs to the world MY GOD THERE’S KIDS WATCHING! I see all the blonds in the audience got a bit blush in [...]

Not sure if I ever met her. Who is the girl in yellow? I bet she works out twice a week. Legs like a horse! That back arches like a woman, someone call the gay police!

Swan dive is cool, but nothing beats “I’m on a horse.”

We can still see you.  Almost. And almost only counts for hand grenades and horseshoes.