Everyone else is looking at Scarlett Johansson‘s leaked celebrity pictures from her hacked Iphone. So I may as well look at them too. Too bad I couldn’t find them on any of my friends cool websites, so I turned to trusty Google Image Search and BAM! Nekkid Scar-Jo all up and down my monitor. I [...]

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

Just driving down the street and minding my own business yo. As soon as a friends purchases an Iphone, they immediately become less of a friend. Why? Because they get addicted to Angry Birds. Here’s a newsflash  – get off your cell phone, stop playing handheld games at the bar, and act like you’re out [...]