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Judge William Adams wins Dad of the Year and gets job at RIAA!
Judge William Adams caught beating his daughter on tape and posted the video to youtube by his daughter. She's older now, and pretty hot. I'd hit it. Oops. Too soon?
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More Proof that No One Likes Tila Tequila
When you’re name is Tila Tequila and the only gig you get is at a creepy Insane Clown Posse Juggalo show, then you know you’re a loser. Tila Tequila must be desperate for money if she’s accepting a job like this because the people who want to see ICP do not, and will not, enjoy [...]
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Obama Heckler Tossed, Ugly Jacket Joke Ensues
Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]
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Moneyball Trailer
Hey Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill – nice timing releasing a baseball movie just in time for the MLB Playoffs. Brad Pitt said the best line ever about baseball “I don’t watch the games.” Me either. When there’s 162 games, then I could care less. If I miss a game, it doesn’t even matter. It’s [...]
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8 year olds in a cage? Oh wait, it’s just ultimate fighting. Duh.
Looks like the pervs of the world will be upset when they get to Crankers and see that “8 year old boys in a cage” are just some ultimate fighter fans pushing their kids into psychoanalyzed beat downs? “Cmon son, get in there and make dad proud!” Even though dad is a pansy who won’t [...]
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Dr. Oz apology over Dancing Nurses; crybaby syndrome diagnosed.
Here’s the jist of the story: Dr. Oz apparently had some dancing nurses on TV the other day, and people are being big fat crybabies about it and calling it sexist. I don’t know if the picture above is the actual picture of the actual nurses, but it doesn’t really matter. What matters is that [...]
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Nicolas Merritt’s Blink 182 video…The state looks down on what?
His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]
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A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet
My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]
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Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.
Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]
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Using XBox to prove the Nigerian Email Scam worked!
Does anyone else play video gmes on Xbox Live? If so, then you’d recognize this screenshot from one of the Halo games. I thought it was cool that there were 88,888 players online at the same time. I also found it interesting that one single person in Africa was playing Halo on Xbox Live. I [...]
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Seriously Bro, couldn’t you just get EZ PASS?
Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]
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Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!
Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]
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MC Hammer Time Flash Mob – Can’t Touch This
Flash mobs are awesome when they’re done right. MC Hammer – Can’t Touch This is one of the coolest flash mob videos. It ranks high up there with the Micheal Jackson flash mob videos. Let me tell you the benefits of the Hammer Time video…first, sales for some random costume pants company sky rocketed on [...]
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Keenan Cahill and LiL Jon video
Keenan Cahill does a music video with LiL Jon and every second of it is awesome. No lie, this is one of the coolest kids on the planet right now. You should see the lineup his YouTube channel has. It’s got everyone from 50 Cent to Katy Perry, then Pauly D, David Guetta, and more. [...]
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Million dollar fender bender? Of course it was a woman!
Don’t act surprised to hear that a ditzy blond woman drove a Bentley into a Ferrari, Aston Martin, Porsche, and a Mercedes. Obviously she had to do her makeup – look at all the people here, she can’t possibly go without eye liner for five minutes. Are you crazy? NO EYELINER FOR FIVE MINUTES IS [...]
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Will the real Casey Anthony please stand up?
This is proof that 90% of the people on the planet have a borderline retarded IQ score. First of all, Casey Anthony is innocent because the lawyers could only prove she knew how to party and act like a douchebag. The prosecution couldn’t figure out how to prove her of being guilty of murdering a [...]
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Loverboy fails at home music video
This is why I don’t make music videos for girls anymore. Too much falling off the chair won’t get you anything but a sympathy card and phone number to an overweight nurse. BTW, my number is 212-479-7990. Call me ladies – NO DUDES THIS TIME! LAST TIME I PUT MY NUMBER ONLINE ALL THE GAYEST [...]
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Deena Cortese makes me vomit
[nggallery id=10] It’s Friday and I’m about to head to the Jersey Shore. I’m not going to Seaside Heights where the Jersey Shore cast hangs out, but rather a much cleaner and guido free part of New Jersey. I’ll be at *** **** **** checking out girls who are actually attractive, unlike Deena Cortese. Deena [...]
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