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Worst and most gay cover of TLC’s Red Light Special

Worst and most gay cover of TLC’s Red Light Special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysLNApDNajw What happens when you wake up one day and realize that you don’t like hot girls? You turn into a homosexual and open a Youtube account in which you violate it everyday by posting the absolute worst cover songs on the Internet. I couldn’t watch more then 11 seconds of this before I actually [...]

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

Epic Horse Fail – I watched this video at least ten times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNw676ao3E This is why I don’t work at a farm, because if I did, then I would spend all day trying to make the horse do a front flip. I would do absolutely no work until the stupid horse in the video completed the front flip at least three times and stopped being an epic [...]

Real Life Samurai shot in the Balls and everyone Giggles

Real Life Samurai shot in the Balls and everyone Giggles

Funny video of a weirdo Asian guy posing as a real life samurai with a sword and funny outfit. He is confronted by police and he doesn’t give in. Police shoot him in the pecker a few times with non lethal pellets, but the samurai doesn’t give in yet! Then the police bring in the [...]

How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows

How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows

This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]

Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention

Cool Jonathan Post and his creepy 3D eyeball invention

Can’t. Stop. Blinking! What if someone plays a prank on Jonathan Post and disables the buttons that stop him from blinking so fast? Or staples this to his head when he’s sleeping? What if his eyes keep blinking when he removes the apparatus and he sees everything in double 3D? He could totally see 3D [...]

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Brazilian girl farts during live workout video on TV

Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]

Epic Fail Robbery – how do you get beat up by a 72 year old?

Epic Fail Robbery – how do you get beat up by a 72 year old?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mafN9E6AR2Q Its a sad day in Compton when a dude tries to rob a store and a 72 year old beats the crap out of him. Ten bucks says this criminal can’t do ten pushups, count to ten, or spell TEN. He can’t do anything right! I bet when he goes home, and his Momma [...]

Candidate for Best Singer in the whole darn Universe

Candidate for Best Singer in the whole darn Universe

This Asian girl singing in the weird video has a set of pipes on her that only Michelle Bachman can possibly conquer. Yes I mentioned Michelle Bachman’s corndog experience in a completely unrelated video  involving an Asian girl who is about to make you run and sign up for America’s Got Talent and American Idol [...]

Homeless guitarist meets a tourist

Homeless guitarist meets a tourist

What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]

So this happened on my double date last night…

So this happened on my double date last night…

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

Grand Central Station Flash Freeze Video

Grand Central Station Flash Freeze Video

Take the flash mob, put it on ice, and you have flash freeze. Now imagine a thousand people doing this in a major train station. Simultaneously frozen in time at the New York train station, all at the same exact moment. Flash freeze video is a very unique twist on the flash mob videos. I [...]