http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV99QgZ4a-k Forget the Exorcist, Emily Rose, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Michael Myers, and all those other scary monsters of the world. This little 4 year old preacher is the most frightening thing I have ever seen. He is frightening because he is so darn good at preaching. He’s so awesome that it’s scary to think about [...]

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Hmmm. Hmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Ok I don’t even know what to say about this one except the fact that, considering her diet and nationality, that her type probably farts like this all the time. Then I think about images of hot girls from Brazil in thong bikinis and I say to myself “those girls can’t possibly [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]

The only difference between ugly ass Joakim Noah and this dirty hairless mutt is that one of these face monsters wears a size 14 shoe and the other one humps a hydrant. Yeah, you didn’t know this dog had big feet, did you? More ugly athletes… Sam Cassell UGLY!         Delonte West [...]

It’s awesome that Tyra Banks let these quacks appear on her show. These people are straight up wack jobs. I bet the dad touches the son at night. In fact, the son probably PRETENDS to be sleeping because HE LIKES IT. Ten bucks says the kid grows up to be gay and marries a black [...]

Lebron James ditched Cleveland for Miami. Why wouldn’t he? Cleveland sucks. Who cares if it’s home to him. Miami has hot Cuban girls running around looking for dick, Cleveland has hoodrats. Miami has two stud players who can score on anyone. Cleveland does not have sh*t but a Delonte West the ugly douchebag motherf*cker who [...]

This is cooler than if BigFoot and Lochness Monster made a sex tape. Almost.