Let’s talk about President Obama, the heckler, and the awful attempt at comedic relief. I’ll use a checklist so it’s streamlined and seems official, kinda like that time you thought you accomplished something important at work when the boss asked if anyone had any suggestions on how to improve the conditions of the company, and [...]

Obama on Autotune carved out the best possible solution for me is ass kicking. I talked to the experts, so I know whose ass to kick. Kick some butt. I like the end…stinky winky? (long pause) EXPERT!