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Lays weird commercial video

Lays weird commercial video

Here’s a perfect example of a weird commercial video that makes no sense at all, but is awesome in how weird it is. It’s by the potato chip company Lays and it’s strikingly bizarre. I don’t speak much Spanish, but I am certain that even the people in Spain or Mexico have no clue what’s [...]

Party Rock Anthem is the song of summer

Party Rock Anthem is the song of summer

LMFAO Party Rock Anthem is the best summer song since Fresh Prince’s Summertime. In fact, Party Rock Anthem is ten times better because it’s a party song. Not to take away from Summertime, because that’s the best backyard chillout summer song, but when Party Rock comes on at the bar or club, the entire place [...]

Worst Name Ever

Worst Name Ever

What would he call his kid? A little F4got! His wife? Mrs. F4got. His half nekked neighbor who cuts the lawn in a yellow speedo? Well…he might really be a f4ggot! I like when the host says the guys last name, but I wonder why Robert hasn’t changed his name yet.

Live Train Graffiti Bomb

Live Train Graffiti Bomb

These guys have massive ballzacks. I can’t see myself being willing to do a live train bombing in the middle of the day, to graffiti the entire side of a train car. What’s next? They attach a spray can to a power drill while construction workers build a sky scraper?

Human Centipede Dolly Toy

Human Centipede Dolly Toy

Human Centipede, the worst movie ever, now has the best toy ever. Imagine placing this on your mantle at Christmas? Or how about surprising grandma with a present on her birthday? Nothing says I love you better then three naked bloddy dolls performing the surgical procedure best known as ass to mouth! Yo, where can [...]

14 year old tasered in the brain

14 year old tasered in the brain

This is a direct result of the mom being a lousy parent and the cop being a trigger happy  idiot. She’s 14 – she’s gonna do dumb teenager things like every 14 year old girl does. Have you ever heard of a smart teenager? No. They’re all dumb because they’re teenagers. Mom – go see [...]

Cop smacks annoying teacher in face

Cop smacks annoying teacher in face

This whiny annoying old bag teacher smacked a police officer in the face and thought it was ok? He’s been wanting to smack her since she began talking with that annoying old hag voice of hers. She’s lucky he didn’t smack her twice. Once for smacking him, and once for hurting his ears.

Beck E-Pro has me trippin…

Beck E-Pro has me trippin…

Even if you don’t like Beck’s music, you have to admire the beauty in the video. I’m not talking about half nekked girls, but rather a cool display of digital imagery and weirdness that makes you feel like you should be at college on mushrooms in a black light with a bunch of hippies wearing [...]

Fat cat stuck in a box

Fat cat stuck in a box

I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game.  Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!

Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!

This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]

…and Black Babies can Dance!

…and Black Babies can Dance!

I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]

Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace

Girl busted meeting guys on MySpace

She has the best younger brother ever. He seriously instigates the heck out of her and gives us the best possible commentary.  This is what siblings are really for, to make you go nuts every chance they can when you’re getting lectured by a parent. Sibling power at it’s finest. This guy needs an award! [...]