You want to see Jason Statham kicking ass, Clive Owen acting like a cool villian, and Robert DeNiro being a super smooth dude picking his watch off a guy who just got beat up? Are you a guy? Then you want to go see Killer Elite, because the trailer looks like a cool action movie [...]

Getting revenge on seagulls for pooping on you, stealing your food, or simply for existing as dumb birds is easy. You need to have mad troll skills, a bag of Cheetos, and a vehicle to sit in – even if it’s not your own. Follow these steps and you will easily anger seagulls. And this [...]

His name is Nicolas Merritt and this dork is like eight years old and can play the drums better then me and just about everyone I know. He’s a whiny voiced little miniature rockstar who posts these annoying videos on YouTube. So annoying that I watched at least five of his videos and even sent [...]

I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking [...]

This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]

This is all quoted from another website, but it’s the same exact epic Whole Foods resignation letter floating around the net, that every other website has clearly shown, but of course you see it here first 300th.! “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.” Dear Whole Foods [...]

Can you imagine going to a festival and wondering why your Pops is driving in a separate car? Wondering why his separate car is hauling a trailer. Wondering why you’re dressed like a medieval princess and your mom looks like a gypsy whore? Not me. My parents dressed me like Santa Clause and took me [...]

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Oh wait. It’s just a wild hoard of geese taking the land route. Maybe this time next week they’ll be dropping deuces all over your yard. You ever walk through a field of geese? It’s fairly messy on the shoes.

In 1978, 900 selfish a$$holes people from Jim Jone’s People’s Temple drank cyanide laced grape punch and killed themselves. In 2011, a Hacienda in South Bend, IND, posted a billboard joking about the incident and 900 more a$$holes locals cried about it. Apparently 900 dumb a$$holes people killed themselves, because not a single brainwashed a$$hole [...]

I’m sorry sir, I have to rape rob you!

I unfortunately sat through the Rachel Ray show while waiting for my car to be fixed at the dealership. She is dumb as sh*t. The audience has barely any reaction to any of the dumb sh*t she says. She reminds me of a fat tranny with a cute face who isn’t entertaining except for the [...]

Easily the worst song of the summer. Look for my comments on his YouTube page. I certainly don’t hold back to let him know how much he sucks the pool balls through a garden hose. This song is more gay than watching Justin Bieber blow two guys at the same time on a ski trip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6PdyVrHO9g Beat that bitch! Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch!Beat that bitch! Who dresses the pregnant hookers? Violence is not the answer. Pink see through pants are! Crackhead pink panther pregger got a solid [...]

Most teen shows have girls who are hot. Saved by the Bell, 90210, OC, That’s So Raven, are some examples. And sometimes, there’s a girl who was raised by a millionaire who gets cast into shows because her Father is the main man behind the idea, even if she isn’t really that hot. I would [...]

Cry. Me. A. F*cking. River. There once was a time where players could intimidate each other and talk a little bit of trash and it was all in good athletic and competitive entertainment. So this jerkbait Dallas Braden one day says to Alex Rodriguez “Get off my Mound” and the A’s make a tshirt of [...]