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Happy St. Patricks – Where da Gold at?

where da gold at

Happy St. Patrick’s Day you drunken idiots. You’re all going to puke green and not get laid. Here’s the solution to that problem – drink a little bit less and don’t be the drunkest guy at the bar. He won’t get any action with the ladies unless the ladies are fat and have bacne. It’s [...]

Don’t ReNig – Racist Obama sticker is REAL!

Don’t ReNig – Racist Obama sticker is REAL!

I heard about this sticker. Then I did some research, aka, just look at a real website that updates on time (unlike Crankers), then steal their content and post it here with my watermark like I was the first to post it, and found out that the Obama Don’t ReNig sticker is real. And it’s [...]

Jason Russell masturbating Kony?

Jason Russell masturbating Kony?

He didn’t masturbate that Kony guy, but he is part of an interesting twist in the Kony 2012 viral video madness Filmmaker Jason Russell was caught masturbating and vandalizing cars. One might ask, how does someone do both at the same time? Being a man, I can think of one way to accomplish both goals, [...]

Red Panda fights a pumpkin

Red panda vs Pumpkin

I thought pandas were supposed to be cute? The Red Panda probably has rabies, scabies, and chicken pox, which is why it would want to fight a pumpkin. Or, we can be totally civil and suggest that the Red Panda is doing what any dumb teenager would do – smash the pumpkin! What would you [...]

Mannequin prank goes too far

mannequin prank

Looks like someone set up a mannequin in their home for the sole purpose of of scaring people. Oh look what I bought this morning, a real mannequin. Oh look what happens, it moves and makes kids faint. Shame on you for not making the mannequin so scary that the kid pissed their pants instead. [...]

Angry Garbageman – why u mad bro?

Angry Garbageman – why u mad bro?

Dear Bros, the garbage man is super mad about something. Is something stuck in the trash can? Is it because he forgot his long sleeve shirt in the middle of winter? Did he wake up and realize his penis size was under 5 inches, and that was not including winter shrinkage? Oh come on girls, [...]

Kony 2012 Invisible Children scam!

Kony 2012 Invisible Children scam!

If you’ve watched that horrible Kony 2012 video and feel bad for children soldiers and all of a sudden whipped out your credit card to donate, then STOP RIGHT NOW You are about to support the biggest viral video scam about a guy who allegedly commited all these heinous crimes and everyone wants him captured, [...]

Classic movies with BRO subtitles

Classic movies with BRO subtitles

What happens when Bros try to watch movies that are older then them and make no sense? They make up words. Then after the movie they probably go out and punch hipsters in the face for being the worlds most annoying people next to Jay Leno’s chin, which accounts for one numeric stat in the [...]

People of Walmart (Sexy and I know it)

People of Walmart (Sexy and I know it)

Words can’t explain how painfully true this video is. I have seen almost every category of this weirdo at Walmart. Let’s be honest, when you want a tire change, garden hose, Easter eggs, box of sausage, toothpaste, and a new shirt for work – you can go to Walmart. Or one of the million other [...]

Leopard feeding time gets a little dangerous

Leopard feeding time gets a little dangerous

Uncle Tito, the local rat hunter, came to the zoo to feed the big cats. He ended up with a headless rat, a roar, and a finger with a dirty cat claw jammed into it. Word on the streets is that he chopped the finger off and made it into a popsicle, then fed it [...]

WTF Reporter – more credible then a weather man!

WTF Reporter – more credible then a weather man!

You know we can’t trust the weathermen. They’re always full of speculation or lies. Mostly full of “It’s either going to rain or it’s not going to rain.” And when that happens, anyone can look outside and figure it out. Although, without the news and media, all the people who live in a windowless box, [...]

Upload and Make Money

Upload and Make Money

Earn money by uploading cool, funny, awesome pictures and videos. How it works. Join the Crankers Social Network (opens new window). – It’s free to sign up. Verify your account. Check your spam box if you don’t see the email. Or sign up via FaceBook. Login to the Crankers Social Network and upload your funniest/coolest/awesomest [...]