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How black people ride bikes

bench press wheelie

LIKE A BOSS! The bench press wheelie video is the best thing I watched all week. He lifts mad crazy pounds while popping wheelies with the balance of the Black Swan doing her best ballet dance. And he turns into a transformer at the end. I don’t think anyone is gonna beat this. Not a [...]

Something is not right…

twilight

PARKING FOR TEAM EDWARD ONLY This makes me want to listen to Alanis Morissette and stab myself in the toes with a polar bear tooth because the first thing I thought of was that homo-erotic movie only 12 year old girls enjoy. No, not Twilight. I’m talking about Spice World. C’mon now, how dare you [...]

3 girls sitting on bouncy balls

when you see it

WHEN YOU SEE IT Does this surprise anyone? I bet this is right in Lousiana, home of southern cooking, rebel flags, and fat bottomed women. If you’re overweight, aren’t you supposed to stay away from red clothes so you don’t mimic Kool Aid?

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Batman pulled over driving Lambo in PA

Batman pulled over driving Lambo in PA

HOLY POPO BATMAN Pulled over for not driving your Tumblr. Sorry Bats, but gotta issue you a ticket. Next time bring your real car. The real story is that this guy is a millionaire look alike who does charity events in his Lambo Gallardo and got a flat tire. The real Batman doesn’t get flat [...]

Do you know how I know you’re gay?

gay men at clubs

JUST GONNA AIR IT OUT A LITTLE I know a gay guy when I see one, and this is not it. This guy isn’t gay. He’s bi. He likes girls on days that end in Q, and likes guys on days that end in Y. He’s like those idiot vegetarians who still eat fish or [...]

Epic Guide to Man Boobs

man boobs

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE BACK TITS I know most of you reading this probably have front tits, but if you have back tits, then you need to send me pictures ASAP. Man Boobs are an epidemic problem. It’s almost on the same level as asthma in America. Scratch that. I think Man Boobs [...]

Kids fall out of school bus on highway.

school bus with door open

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH THE WINDOWS! Fake kids in a fake bus fell out onto the fake street of a fake town on a fake highway. Thank photoshop for letting me photoshop this photoshopped picture and for having you really think some kids fell out of a bus on the highway. This picture [...]

Fatal Nissan Navara crash

nissan navara car crash

I get nauseated watching this black Nissan Navara spin out of control into another lane and where it gets crushed by an oncoming truck. I don’t know why the person was recording their drive unless they saw this person traveling at a ridiculous rate or mannerism. I kinda felt guilty for posting this car crash [...]

8 year old smokes 25 a day and drops out of school

kid smokes 25 a day

SAID HE’S GONNA TRY CRACK ROCKS WHEN HE’S 9!! There’s like 90 people who need to get kicked in their decrepit crotch and tainted taint because of this dumb video of an 8 year old rebel doucher who smokes 25 cigs a day and drops out of school. First person: This dumb looking kid with [...]

Drunk girls on St. Pattys day

Drunk girls on St. Pattys day

OMG IT’S THE PARTY MONSTER! Hey everyone, look at me on my first day of drinking beer on St. Patty’s Day! OmG I’m so wasted bro! I just want to put on a fat green skirt, puke, order and eat a whole pizza, then drink more crappy green Miller Lite (that beer is for degenerates), [...]

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