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Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.

I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.

Hey guys, I’m really sorry I had to post this cute dog video, but I have to please the women sometimes. I know you’re all into the cool funny videos and things that don’t mention the word cute unless its “cute girls” but sometimes you have to give some to take some. And I want [...]

That’s a good stage, I’ma let you finish in a minute

That’s a good stage, I’ma let you finish in a minute

Kanye West falls off stage during a concert while singing one of his songs that I do not know the title to and am too lazy to Google it, even though I just stole this video off another website, which took the same amount of effort it would take to Google the song he’s singing [...]

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

First of all, I invented the tickle monster. It’s something I came up with 14 years ago when my one year old sister was just learning to laugh. Second. I want to bang the blond tickling in this dumb dog video. Third. You guessed it. I want to punch that stupid dog right in the [...]

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Harry Potter’s new ending and other Movie Nonsense

Making a more meaningful fake endings to a fake unbelievable movie only makes the movie better. This opens Pandora’s box on how other movies should have ended. I got a whole list of fake movie endings in my head. In fact, I wish I was an animator because then I could create my own awesome [...]

Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!

Total Blackout – this game can make or break a friendship!

Warning! If a friend asks you to play a little game of “what’s that smell” then you should probably decline. The best thing you can do at this point is offer to be the host of the game, or bring up the rear. I would vomit everywhere if I just found out I’ve been nostril [...]

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Why would you ever want these aliens on your arm?

Creepy gross bug lover lets alien creature bugs crawl all over his arm. They look like sticks and twigs with little cute faces. They’re so cute that I just want to knock one off his arm and give it a little smush smush. I mean, uh, they’re gross and I think it’s nasty to let [...]

How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows

How Hot Girls waste time at super bass Car shows

This bass video is an epic fail because the girls hair does all the shaking and vibrating. I could care less about your stupid over expensive bass system in your car because that only means you spent a ton of money on something 100% useless and idiotic. I want to know why you’re shaking this [...]

Stephen Hawking vs Einstein – Epic Rap Battle of History

Stephen Hawking vs Einstein – Epic Rap Battle of History

One of the coolest Epic Rap Battle of History video I’ve seen in about four hours. No lie – the beat is dope like the guy on the corner, the rhymes are fresh like a garden salad from Denny’s, and it’s an overwhelming experience to have listened to this epic song. I even LOLIRL, which [...]

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

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