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2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!

2 Chatbots talking – and this is why divorce rate is so high!

I have heard this conversation between a man and a woman a million times, and nine times out of ten it becomes an argument, then a divorce, then court battles and legal fees. I bet half of you folks out there can relate to this video of the chat bots talking together because the woman [...]

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

A awesome wingsuit is the only suit I want in my closet

My closet is stacked with sleek business suits, gnarly surf shorts, and tons of funny t-shirts. But you could combine all of the awesomeness in my closet and it wouldn’t even reach the heights of craziness or coolness that the squirellesque flying wingsuits can give you. You could impress a gullible girl with your fancy [...]

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

Dancing with the Stars Cast List with Nancy Grace? GTFO!

First of all, I don’t even watch Dancing with the Stars. I saw it once for about two minutes and decided that the show was stupid, it sucked, and it had absolute no point. Just like Rosie O’donnell on a diet – it’s completely pointless. Second of all, my first of all statement is true. [...]

Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.

Miley Cyrus bikini pictures – maybe you should hit the gym.

Miley Cyrus makes headlines again being caught in public wearing a bikini. I wonder what life is like for a paparazzi. Just sit around stalking people and waiting for them to do everyday normal guy things, like going to a pool in a bathing suit. OMG, I can’t believe Miley Cyrus goes to the pool [...]

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Don’t ask questions because Mullets are always in style.

Will there ever be a day when people wake up and realize that the mullet hairstyle went out 30 years ago? I doubt it, because if they did, then another terrible hairstyle would return to fashion. Imagine the perm and the 80s wave made a debut along with the mushroom headed bowl cut? That would [...]

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I figured out why Blockbuster closed its stores!

I found this picture on my computer last night. Its from my cell phone from like three or four years ago when I was in a BlockBuster video store. He was in that store quite often, always dressed in his camouflage rain poncho, his funny high socks, tilted gangster hat, and all 76 of his [...]

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Hurricane Irene is a Shark in the Street (but a freak in the bed, no?)

Check out this awesome picture of a shark swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico. Hurricane Irene swept the poor little shark into those damn dirty streets, and now we have to rescue the shark! Maybe he can eat some of the homeless people or fat girls to help Puerto Rico with it’s problems. On [...]

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!

Looks like someone on FaceBook loves their dog!

It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, [...]

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Hurricane Irene video and faux Guide to Survival

Video clip of Hurricane Irene in the Bahamas. It looks windy and rainy, but doesn’t look scary. What’s scary is the thought of fat Rosie O’donnell naked (epic projectile vomit). I heard she ate some Krispy Kreme donuts and got off the couch, which is what caused the earthquake in Virginia this week. Hurricane Irene [...]

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

Jim Carey video to Emma Stone – who wants to go camping? I DO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9lPEP2mGWw Funny video with Jim Carey professing his love for Emma Stone. His humor reached a new level of outstanding the moment he mentioned camping, Yahtzee!, and sex in the same sentence.  I hope Emma Stone records a funny video response to Jim and states how much she would love him if he were 20 [...]

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter break up; Yankees still suck!

Hey Derek, you're a douchebag and Yankees suck. Go Phillies!

NO ONE CARES! Wait. I’m wrong. Which doesn’t really ever happen. But I am wrong. PEOPLE DO CARE! You know who cares? Me, because now I know who Minka Kelly is going to date next, because I am her next boyfriend, aka, boy toy. I can tell you this – my bat is bigger then [...]