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Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!

This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately.

Seriously Mom, put down the books, stop teaching your kid to read, and teach him what’s really important – how to do the stanky leg and pass a drug test in Florida for Welfare.

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…and Black Babies can Dance!

…and Black Babies can Dance!

I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]

Who said babies can’t be swingers?

Who said babies can’t be swingers?

Well, more like being swung like a ragdoll in this Russian yoga video. The lady swings her baby like its a toy, and the baby doesn’t even cry. That’s probably because it’s already dead, and dead babies can’t cry! She even twists the arm around like a rubber band. This baby is either dead, fake, [...]