black jokes

It’s awesome that Tyra Banks let these quacks appear on her show.

These people are straight up wack jobs. I bet the dad touches the son at night. In fact, the son probably PRETENDS to be sleeping because HE LIKES IT.

Ten bucks says the kid grows up to be gay and marries a black man, then the dad hangs himself next to a raccoon.

Mom and daughter marry nice guys who aren’t nazis and become housewives in different states.

The end.

ps – and by nice guys, I mean big black dudes with huge monster cocknballss. Like Shaquille O’Neal in Freddy Got Fingered with Tom Green’s Mom.

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Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes

Roast of Pamela Anderson hurt my eyes

Jimmy Kimmel hosted the roast of Pam Anderson. Every five minutes I was reminded about how Tommy Lee’s cocknballs resembled an elephant trunk, Courtney Love is a violent drug abused crackhead whore, Andy Dick likes dick, Bea Arthur has a penis, and Lisa Lampanelli is probably the fattest, ugliest, least funny girl who sounds like [...]