
I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game. Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=223zNMaM1bk Apparently you can put a giant office chip clip on a cats neck and they’ll lay there while you do whatever you want to it. Looks like we’re gonna have to field test this with women at the bar this weekend. This seems less illegal then roofies and less painful then a taser. Wish [...]