cats

Cat vs Automatic Feeder

cat vs automatic feeder

Some cats have all the luck And some cats do nothing but complain. But this little kitty attacks their automatic feeder. Imagine how the automatic feeder feels. Keeps the cat fed and gets smacked around in return. Sounds like an Italian woman from New Jersey. BadumTssssssssss

Selfshots – even cats do it.

selfshots motivational

Face it, your cat looks better then you do. Let’s hope kitty took two pictures so we know that it doesn’t have the MySpace angles which turn a fat chick to a heartthrob, then back to a fat chick. Always ask for more pics!

The most inefficient drinking cat

The most inefficient drinking cat

I don’t always drink from the faucet, but when I do, I waste 20 gallons and get a million video views. If humans did this, we’d be in the toilet. Maybe this is the cat version of rinsing your face in the water fountain after a workout. In this case, it’s taking a shower after [...]

Leopard feeding time gets a little dangerous

Leopard feeding time gets a little dangerous

Uncle Tito, the local rat hunter, came to the zoo to feed the big cats. He ended up with a headless rat, a roar, and a finger with a dirty cat claw jammed into it. Word on the streets is that he chopped the finger off and made it into a popsicle, then fed it [...]

OMG Cat vs WTF Kitty – who wins? You decide!

OMG Cat vs WTF Kitty – who wins? You decide!

The epic cute cat video showdown featuring OMG Cat and WTF Kitty. Let’s begin… This is what happens when your cute cat is under sedatives and attached to invisible strings. You can pull your cats jaw down like a bad magic trick, and hope your cat doesn’t get hurt. Or, this cat really wants to [...]

I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.

I can’t be mad at you, even when you sh*t in my sink.

Not every funny cat video or cute cat picture is funny or cute to the person who owns the picture. Imagine being the person who submitted these cat pics? The person has to clean all those little cat turds out of their pearly white sink. I can’t imagine walking into a bathroom to wash my [...]

Yet another Frankenstein Cat thrillers like Michael Jackson

Yet another Frankenstein Cat thrillers like Michael Jackson

Part two of what I hope is the next biggest trend since planking. Here’s how it goes. Set up a video camera, then put a cardboard box in front of the video camera. Then jiggle a keychain like you’re about to play with the red laser. Next, you make the cat go near the shoe [...]

Creepy Frankenstein Cat belongs in the Thriller video

Creepy Frankenstein Cat belongs in the Thriller video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AprARYRMqk My cat does this all the time. She sits there, subconsciously thinking about killing people and bugs, and when something moves (that doesn’t normally move, like a jelly donut), she stands on two back legs while the front legs and face look scared in a hunched over position. Then there’s times where my cat [...]

Fat cat stuck in a box

Fat cat stuck in a box

I don’t know why cats like boxes so much, but when this cat gets in, it can’t get out! Sounds like the nararrator was watching the Phillies vs the Giants game.  Maybe he should be buying bigger boxes for the cat, because that looks like a shoe box with a mammoth in it.

Chip clips work, but a taser is more fun!

Chip clips work, but a taser is more fun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=223zNMaM1bk Apparently you can put a giant office chip clip on a cats neck and they’ll lay there while you do whatever you want to it. Looks like we’re gonna have to field test this with women at the bar this weekend. This seems less illegal then roofies and less painful then a taser. Wish [...]