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Kim Kardashian Scam Marriage is OVER!

Talk shows everywhere across United States are creating top ten lists of things that lasted longer then fatty no talent Kim Kardashian’s marriage to unemployed basketball player Kris Humphries, a player who’s career is about as relevant as the most unused crayon in a box of Crayola’s.

I’ve decided that the entire wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries was a complete scam to steal money from every idiot in the world who cared about watching the wedding on TV. TV Networks and viewers who watched, or cared, about Kim Kardashian are about as smart as purple orange.

Can anyone out there please tell me what Kim K is famous for? I am pretty sure she has no talent other then eating a lot so her fat butt grows, then she gets her fat liposuctioned out of her stomach so she looks like a pear instead of a whale.

I just don’t find her attractive. I find her useless.

Thank you, goodnight.

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