creepy

This funny weird video with a rubber mannequin walking around the town like a creep listening to old video game music on a cassette player bothers me more then the thought of seeing an 80 year old man naked on top of a tiny turtle. I’m not kidding. I hated this video so much that I watched it three times and Facebook’ed (you better add me as a friend) it to a few friends so that I could creep them out too. One person said “I hate you” and a second person replied with “you’re an a$$hole to post that on my wall” and a third, fourth, and fifth person defriended me. HOW COULD YOU!

Let’s break it down…I only walk around naked like this when I…

1. have to pee and don’t want to get mauled by a polar bear.
2. want to avoid paying taxes by hoping the IRS won’t bother me during my crazy dance.
3. homeless and want to live in jail, so I walk around naked on a cold day to get a hot meal.
4. can’t remember where I park, so hoping someone saw me bounce out of my car and say “hey you, bouncy dude, you parked your yellow Geo Metro on the second floor.”
5. This was your rejected submission for America’s Got Talent. But sorry, Team Iluminate videos are way more cool, bro!

Tagged as: creepy, funny, weird

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