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My awkward days in high school when I had no friends

Imagine being 17, living in the suburbs far away from your city friends, and having no car. Then imagine your parents go to Mexico for the week, leave you with your hearing impaired grandmother, and your friends don’t feel like picking you up because you’re so far out of the way. What do you do? You drink whatever leftover beer your step father left in the fridge and make funny videos of you doing dumb dances so you can upload them to YouTube. Before you do that, you ask your grandmother to step in for a second, then trick everyone by naming it “hot girl dance video” on YouTube, thus generating 1000 dislikes per every 1 like. You’re now a legend. You’re big in Japan. Your friends might actually pick you up one day since you’re not getting a car until you’re 18. Life as a teenager could always be worse.

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Team Iluminate video is awesome

Team Iluminate, from America’s Got Talent, might be one of the coolest acts I’ve seen all year. They’re so much cooler then the Mr. Splash guy, who is a no talent idiot who does nothing but jump off a small cliff into a baby pool that’s sitting on top of grandma’s old mattresses. Takes no [...]

Proof that White Babies can’t Dance!

This little white baby doesn’t have any dance moves, let alone ONE MOVE that would even be considered a move. How can you be happy with this dancing baby video? If you painted this baby black and sent him on Soul Train, then he would get laughed off stage immediately. Seriously Mom, put down the [...]

…and Black Babies can Dance!

I need to rent a black baby and take it to the mall. I would pick up so many chicks doing the stanky leg with my little black baby. Could you imagine what a white baby dance would look like? AWFUL BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE CAN’T DANCE! Now back to the stanky leg. You go baby!! [...]

video from our dance party last night

Sharivari in the house yo! You have no idea how fun it is to get a dance party going. This is almost better then the party in my pants or the party in your mouth. This is serious business and if you mess it up, I’m not going to like you anymore. Send me your [...]