dogs

It’s great to know that all dog owners seriously love their pets. How could you not love this cute little dog in the picture. I’ll tell you how. With a shovel. I would hate this dog too. In fact, the dog grins at you every day because it pooped and peed somewhere in the house, but the poop is so small that you can’t even find it. You just know it smells in your house and are so angry, that you come close to picking up a shovel to bury the dog with. I suggest you don’t do that because I don’t want to see another sad dog in another stupid lousy depressing Sarah McLaughlin video.OMG those are terrible. NO I DON’T FEEL SAD FOR THAT DOG! I FEEL SAD FOR YOUR CAREER!

F you Sarah. Save the Ewoks.

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I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.

I didn’t want to post this, but girls like cute dog videos.

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I want to punch this dog square in the dick

I want to punch this dog square in the dick

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