Pigeons are really dumb. They have the smallest working brain of all the creatures on Earth. They have the same brain type as guidos. Just like a guido, they all see one little piece of candy and they all think they can get a piece. That’s why they are idiots.
Except, the guidos are worse then pigeons because pigeons don’t pop their collars or wear ugly Ed Hardy shirts. Pigeons also can’t talk, but if they could, they would sound like a douchebag guido trying to mack it to some ugly girl with low self esteem because they can’t pick up hot girls. And if they do pick up a hot girl, that’s because her IQ matches the height of a pigeon and she’s pressured into sleeping with idiots over the course of a roofie colada.
Pigeons are also better looking then guidos because pigeons do not use fake tanning spray or go tanning. Unlike a douche bag guido, pigeons necks and heads are not orange.
Let’s take a look at some bad tanned, ugly Ed Hardy shirt wearing, bad haircut scum of the Earth, making white people look like degenerates since before crack and meth, loser douchbag guidos on video.
These guys wear more makeup then a senior class at an all girls high school.
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