epic fail

Dummy tries to jump his car through the toll booth on the highway. It’s a lot easier to get EZ PASS because then you don’t have to stop and give some dude in rubber gloves your money, where you risk getting stuck behind the ONE SINGLE A-HOLE asking for directions, then not understanding, then asking again and a line of traffic forms behind them! It’s seriously the major suck when a lost tourist holds everyone up. Maybe this driver was sick of waiting in line for idiots, that they just said screw it and tried to jump over another car.

Imagine the view from the toll booth! Bah! Had to be crazy.

Anyway, don’t try that at home, pay your tolls, and watch this funny car crash video. I just hope they weren’t injured.

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