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Big Teen Mom Picture

teen mom

MULTITASKING LEVEL 20 Have you ever seen a girl you just want to hit in the face with a dead beaver? I would seriously swing a cactus at this truffle of a troll. I would tell her that I saw someone walking away with her baby to see if she freaks out because she’s gone [...]

3 girls sitting on bouncy balls

when you see it

WHEN YOU SEE IT Does this surprise anyone? I bet this is right in Lousiana, home of southern cooking, rebel flags, and fat bottomed women. If you’re overweight, aren’t you supposed to stay away from red clothes so you don’t mimic Kool Aid?

Fat girl causes pool tsunami

Big Bikini Pool Tsunami

What happens when you’re on vacation doesn’t stay on vacation anymore. You can thank cell phones for letting us record life as it happens. In this case, a whale with a bikini swims at a hotel pool, and thankfully someone from the Opie and Anthony show were there to capture it on a harpoon film. [...]

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Fat Carrie Fisher got skinny. I didn’t even know she was fat.

Holy crap! Carrie Fisher must have weighed like 250-300lbs. How could cute Princess Leia, with those cute little curly cinnamon buns on her head and hot space madness bikini, get so fat that she actually looks like Jabba the Hut? How many donuts and space worms did she eat on a daily basis? Hey Luke, [...]

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

Man buried under a Mountain

Man buried under a Mountain

Much bigger than your average man. Only thing to stop the Energizer Bunny. Rosie Odonnell spawn. He likes it on the inside. Moutain Dew is a hell of a drug. Don’t steal her f*cking donuts ever again. She really needs to wear shoes, but Reebok Pump high tops don’t fit on the cankles. That bracelet [...]

Fatty Tatty Too Loves Optimus Prime

Fatty Tatty Too Loves Optimus Prime

Stay classy New Orleans. Only thing bigger than Optimus Prime has a tattoo of him. Even Megatron got scared. Bra so big you can fit “Transformers” on each boob. The artist sucks and she’s fat. If she’s pregnant, I hope they kill his All Spark. Black Barney tatas in the back left. Who gave this [...]