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Play Runescape, get Girls

runescape girls

RUNESCAPE GIRLS I tried to figure out how they photoshopped this picture, but it is actually real. This guy is the pimp and the girl most likely is a stripper, paid, or has an extreme case of low self esteem. Or, she actually likes him. I think she likes him. He does, in fact, play [...]

Hot girl on chat roulette FAIL

hot girl chat roulette

YEAH GIRL LET ME SEE YOUR….WTF!!! Hey bro, stop trolling video chats for live girls showing boobs. You might not see something your weenus would agree to. Maybe get a girlfriend on one of the million dating sites out there. Or maybe you can go to the bar and pick up a straggler at 2am. [...]

Epic Guide to Man Boobs

man boobs

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE BACK TITS I know most of you reading this probably have front tits, but if you have back tits, then you need to send me pictures ASAP. Man Boobs are an epidemic problem. It’s almost on the same level as asthma in America. Scratch that. I think Man Boobs [...]

They see me rollin, they hatin…

they see me rollin

They see me rollin, they hatin, tryna catch me ridin dirty. It’s interesting how rappers do not like the letter G unless it’s used to refer to a fellow G? Enjoy the demotivational picture, rapper!

Girl flies off swing and loses her weave

Girl Flies Off A Swing

I thought swingsets had weight limits? I thought gravity had weight limits? I thought weaves were weaved in better! This funny video reminds me of the fat black girl who fell off the table while singing!

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Who needs a diet and a gym membership? THIS GUY!

Wowsers. Holy lard Batman. Fat guy can’t even get his neck off the floor. He looks like an obese Wolverine who hasn’t seen the sun in years and spent the last five years carving donuts with his razor claws. He’s the Krispy Kreme swimsuit model in the mens calendar for women. There’s actually a guy [...]

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

What happens when William Hung bangs Jabba the Hut

This woman is the exact replica of the procreation of a fat slob mating with William Hung, one of the best worst singers ever. What cracks me up is the thought of this band/group/pile of crap sitting at their computers watching the video and talking about editing it, like “ok, well that part looks good, [...]

Homeless guitarist meets a tourist

Homeless guitarist meets a tourist

What happens on the streets, stays on the streets. You know how I can tell these guys are white – they can’t fight. Then again, you ever see a black guy fight? It looks the same except with no guitar. If you’re not a trained fighter, which I am (with words), then you will always [...]

So this happened on my double date last night…

So this happened on my double date last night…

Fat man screams for a chicken sandwich at McDonalds. Me and my homie took our sweet behind girlfriends to get some chicken nuggets after sneaking into the movie theater. That’s where we encountered the biggest man on the planet in search of the best chicken sandwich ever. He was a fat man with a very [...]

This really happened and I am so glad it did.

This really happened and I am so glad it did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMkPuWfpRlQ Is hot Katy Perry still in the building. If not, can you go get her? She really needs to see this. I think this guy is now the number one fan in front of Keenan Cahill on account of him performing his song in a crowded public bus. I may have to vote Bus [...]

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Here I stand, frozen in time, like an Iceberg

Hello there. My name is Mr. Bigglesworth. I like to go to concerts, parties, and long walks on the beach. I like the long walks on the beach the best because I don’t have to wear a shirt. But that does not matter, because I don’t have to wear a shirt anywhere if I don’t [...]

Colts number one fan!

Colts number one fan!

Colts #1 fan! Cheerleader tryouts didn’t go as planned. Peyton Manning has his hands under a new center. Weighing in at 350 pounds, Jenny “The Chin” Wiggler. Think she would win a hot dog eating contest? Wonder what her groin smells like? Yeah you do! Hot or not?