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Drive-by Compliments Video

drive by compliment video

Mom always said to BE NICE! Did your Mom always tell you to be nice? Mine did. She told me to be especially nice to girls. But then I realized that girls always say “I just want a nice guy” and they always end up with a douche bag! Then the girl turns into a [...]

when you see it…

when you see it

When you see it… Maybe we should retake that family photo. Don’t you think? Accidental penis photobomb caused by an arm. Hmmm…take two! Send me your funny photobombs and mishaps.

Caption this picture of little black guys.

caption this contest

CAPTION THIS! No really, funniest caption wins bragging rights and a bra from Sydney Crosby. Add your caption in the comments.

Nigga Music Video

Nigga Music Video

OH YOUTUBE, YOU’RE SO CLEVER This is how you dub 200% Nigga over some random guy’s video on YouTube and it comes out like a hit. By the way, that random guy is DiscoSean. He’s a real life safari native who traveled the world to get to America and make YouTube videos. He is also [...]

Trayvoning – the new planking.

trayvoning

LIKE PLANKING, BUT FUNNIER Someone said I was mean, inconsiderate, and emotionless. I said good, it makes up for you being too nice, too considerate, and too emo. That evens the plane and now the solar system can gyrate for another day. If you think this is mean, then cry in the comment area about [...]

I’ll Get You Bitch!

ill get you bitch

FUNNY TASER VIDEO This black guy has tazers basically gripped to his nipples, blasting him with megawatts and volts of electricity, and you know what this badass motherf*cker does? He turns and looks at some lady, probably the snafu who got him in trouble, and he tells that (most likely) crooked toothed beaver of a [...]

Harry Potter caught kissing a dude

harry potter gay

Who is lady? Who is tramp? Tough to figure out who is who in an all time funny photoshopped picture of Harry Potter and his nemesis. Funny thing is, I don’t even know who the bald guy is, but I know he’s a bad guy. Yep, sorry folks. I’m straight. Didn’t watch Harry Potter. I’d [...]

How white people ride bikes

white people ride bikes

EPIC FAIL You might laugh repeatedly at how hard her face smacks the concrete. I don’t like seeing anyone get hurt, but at the same time, I’m in pain from laughing so hard. I guess next time you white people ride your bikes, you won’t listen to Hanson’s Hmmm Bopp and shake your head like [...]

Batman pulled over driving Lambo in PA

Batman pulled over driving Lambo in PA

HOLY POPO BATMAN Pulled over for not driving your Tumblr. Sorry Bats, but gotta issue you a ticket. Next time bring your real car. The real story is that this guy is a millionaire look alike who does charity events in his Lambo Gallardo and got a flat tire. The real Batman doesn’t get flat [...]

21 Jump Street movie didn’t suck a bag of you know whats.

21 jump street jonah hill channing tatum

Watched the movie 21 Jump Street with Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum, Ice Cube, and Johnny Depp and the movie did not suck at all. This movie is seriously funny. Jonah Hill returns to his SuperBad days of high school perversion and geekery, partly because that’s what he’s like in real life – a somewhat chunky [...]

South Park TSA

south park tsa

The funniest part about the South Park TSA video clip is that it’s actually accurate! This is exactly what happened to me the other day when I flew home from Guam. I got to the airport and felt like I was at the butt doctor when they wanted to check me in and out! Felt [...]

Happy St. Patricks – Where da Gold at?

where da gold at

Happy St. Patrick’s Day you drunken idiots. You’re all going to puke green and not get laid. Here’s the solution to that problem – drink a little bit less and don’t be the drunkest guy at the bar. He won’t get any action with the ladies unless the ladies are fat and have bacne. It’s [...]