gay

Something is not right…

twilight

PARKING FOR TEAM EDWARD ONLY This makes me want to listen to Alanis Morissette and stab myself in the toes with a polar bear tooth because the first thing I thought of was that homo-erotic movie only 12 year old girls enjoy. No, not Twilight. I’m talking about Spice World. C’mon now, how dare you [...]

Do you know how I know you’re gay?

gay men at clubs

JUST GONNA AIR IT OUT A LITTLE I know a gay guy when I see one, and this is not it. This guy isn’t gay. He’s bi. He likes girls on days that end in Q, and likes guys on days that end in Y. He’s like those idiot vegetarians who still eat fish or [...]

Crowd goes crazy at kids soccer game

Crowd at youth soccer game gets out of control

Polish soccer fans get out of control at an under 8 kids soccer game. Wait, what? They’re only 7? Yeah, and they’re not even playing outside on a real soccer field. What a bunch of pansy 7 year olds. No wonder the crowd starts fires in the stands, they’re stuck watching indoor soccer. Soccer is [...]

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Hipsters. You guys look like a bunch of homeless idiots.

Earth to hipsters! Earth to hipsters! Can one of you read this and reply so that I can understand your terrible movement? I just don’t get it. You hipsters pride yourself on terrible clothes, dirty hair, and unkempt facial hair. You enjoy drinking terrible beer. You look like homeless gay guys who failed to pick [...]

Ja Rule – stillllll a cookie monster

Watching BEEF on the Fuse channel, and it’s talking about the beef between Fifty Cent and Ja Rule and I’ve come to the same conclusion I had years ago – Ja Rule is seriously a f4g. I can’t find a gayer rapper than Ja Rule. Not only that, but he’s about 4 foot 8, looks [...]

Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!

Max Thompson from Yahoo has it all wrong!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnsQSRVZno There’s an 8 year old wrestler with a mohawk who is apparently the best 8 year old wrestler in town. Max Thompson saw this and wrote: Poulin is more intimidating than most NFL linebackers. He has more raw brute strength per pound than most North American bears.* 1. No he is not more intimidating [...]