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Still better then waking up to that pig Deena from Jersey Shore

Still better then waking up to that pig Deena from Jersey Shore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNy2dhEROeo You know how I know you don’t ever get laid, even though you have a rocking bed? You still yell “hi mom” in your YouTube videos, which means you’re living at home in your parents guest room or the bedroom you grew up in, and you’re 30 years old. There is no way the [...]

Watch Hurricane Irene Live Video from New Jersey Shore

Watch Hurricane Irene Live Video from New Jersey Shore

Gnarly Bro!!! Now we get to watch Hurricane Irene live in Ocean City, New Jersey, even though everyone was evacuated from the Jersey Shore. When you click the surf picture of a guy riding rocky waves prior to Hurricane Irene’s main arrival, you’ll be taken to Heritage Surf Shop’s live wave cam. The live camera [...]

Loser guidos in a tornado

Loser guidos in a tornado

Hi we are loser guidos and we’re stuck in a tornado. I haven’t ever wanted people to shut the f*ck up so bad. a car to flip over as fast as possible. fake tan losers to kill themselves. the rapper Twista to shoot someone in real life. people to choke on tanning spray. light themselves [...]

Mr. Douchebag music video

Mr. Douchebag music video

This song is great because it reminds me of exactly what I think when I see these douchebags down the shore, at the bars, in the clubs, at Denny’s, etc. I would write more, but I have to go tanning and fix my hair, then pick up my gold chain that’s the size of a [...]

Deena Cortese makes me vomit

Deena Cortese makes me vomit

[nggallery id=10] It’s Friday and I’m about to head to the Jersey Shore. I’m not going to Seaside Heights where the Jersey Shore cast hangs out, but rather a much cleaner and guido free part of New Jersey. I’ll be at *** **** **** checking out girls who are actually attractive, unlike Deena Cortese. Deena [...]

The Situation before Jersey Shore

The Situation before Jersey Shore

How many turtlenecks can you buy at J.C. Penny before the sale ends? My dick hurts from laughing so hard, not because I’m wearing a turtle neck. Ten bucks says they’re all wearing Z Cavaricci’s on the way to a skating party. Looks like she’s in the middle of a sticky situation. Then again, maybe [...]

Jersey Shore on Twilight, Bro.

Jersey Shore on Twilight, Bro.

Entertaining dingbats from Jersey Shore meets boner touchery concept of Twilight in a funny remix. “We made you a pickle cake.” Awesome.