This is how she rolls and also what happens when you don’t teach your fat Dorito eating child how to pet a cat. Obviously she’s supposed to grab it by the tail or legs, because you can’t accidentally choke a cat by the tail! Poor kitty is scurrred – look at that tail curl up! [...]

Oh hey kitty, would you like some fish for dinner? How about some milk for your lactose intolerant little kitty belly? Hello? Hello? Wake up kitty!